Two weeks from tomorrow I will be in Palm Springs for my yearly visit with my pals Kari and Claudia.
Today I put the first application of self-tanner on lily-white chubbette legs. A tan is slimming.
I have a whole process to go through in the next 2 weeks to get ready. I went to my doc last week and got my tranquilizers for the plane ride. I have the same fear of flying as my daughter, Brooke.
Tomorrow I am getting a facial and having my brows waxed. I will also color my hair.
The day before I leave I will get the mani/pedi with Palm Springs Pink polish.
Why? I have no idea. We generally spend most of our time lounging at our pool, which is all ours and very private.
The only single men that aren't attached or gay, are 80 years old. It's not like I am going to impress anyone.
Oh, yeah. I also have to shave my legs and lose 20 pounds in 14 days because you just never know. Although I hope Mr. Right doesn't show up on the plane 'cause I'll probably be snoring, drooling and very sedated.